orc complain

Aye good sir! It ain’t good bein’ an orc, these days! Because all the other races, they ain’t fair! They call ye stupid and ugly! And they look down on ye like it the normal ting! And they say it’s good to kill ye cuz they call ye evil and that’s mean!

We ain’t evil! Sometimes, we might eat a little girl or two, but that’s because we’s hungry! Them dark lords we work for, they don’t give us them fancy foods like bread and tings!

Last time, i told à gilly : « i won’t eat ye because ye’s ugly like me. » The gilly cries, so i eats her. See? We ain’t evil! We has a heart too!

Now, they get waaaay too nice with humans i say. A stinking drunken brute with a fur cloak they call a king, an’ bow to salute him too. A spoiled little gilly with a schrieking voice, they call a princiss, an’ treat her like a precious ting. But i had a princiss once, and she wasn’t even good food! All fat, no muscles. Nothing consistent enough to fill an orc’s belly properly. Don’t sound like quality food to me! Farm gillies more healty.

It ain’t good bein an orc, i say! We’s sport for heros, an game for wood elves, an slaves for bad wizids! An none will tell us a good word, cuz ooooooh it soooooo evil to have princiss!

The world ain’t fair, good sir! The world ain’t fair to us poor tings!

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